"Spoon!” James said, running at his uncle Gabriel and jabbing him in the thigh. Gabriel mussed the boy’s hair affectionately.
“You’re such a good boy,” he said. “I often wonder how you could possibly be Will’s.”
“Spoon,” James said, leaning against his uncle’s leg lovingly.
“No, Jamie,” Will urged. “Your honorable father has been impugned. Attack, attack!"
 

      — The Whitechapel Fiend (Tales from Shadowhunter Academy #3) by Cassandra Clare
(via tessalivesandbreathesbooks)

will: if you’re short, you shouldn’t be talking about fighting anyone. what’re you going to do, headbutt them in the nipples?

clary, sophie, kit: say goodbye to ur kneecaps asshole

disenchantinqs:

“talk about it”? hahah, no no, I prefer to internalize all my problems so they eat away at me from the inside until I’m unable to function in any way 

"Psychology says, you’re not afraid to love, you’re afraid of not being loved back." 

      — Anonymous
(via thelovejournals)

me?? using sarcasm as a defense mechanism???????? what????? 

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

NEVER

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EST. 8/14/16
REVAMP 6/19/17
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i'll put something here eventually just???? not now idk man